#LAGOS_HUSTLES (DIRT GOT A NEW LEVEL)

Just when you think Nigeria does not surprise you enough already, that is when you walk out of your home to the road side and see the 'Madame' of a local Iya Basira (buka) raising her skirt so high in public by the side of her restaurant, by the gutter, you see her tights but it is not enough. She pulls down the tights and the pant and squats down, revealing a pair of the typical black African buttocks, urinating!

She does not wash her hands when she is through, but goes straight to dip her hands in the coolers to continue serving food to the customers already seated.

This is exactly why actor Chiwetalu Agu will scream, "Ekwensu enwego phone number!"

Hian. Ogini bu ife a bikonu?!?!

#faints

Lagos!